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  • drunkenninja
    +3

    My superpower would let me teleport anywhere I want, but every time I use my superpower (within 30 sec of teleporting) I leave a blast of energy that takes out a 20 meter square area and shuts down all electrical devices within 1.5 kms.

    • spaceghoti
      +3

      Demolition companies would love you.

      • drunkenninja
        +3

        I guess so!

        • spaceghoti (edited 8 years ago)
          +3

          Hmm...I had a thought. Would that destructive blast also destroy the air around you on arrival? Or just a concussion blast that would level 20 square meters of wilderness? Either way it would make your arrival pretty loud.

          • drunkenninja
            +5

            It happens after 30 seconds so I have a chance to get the hell out of there too.

            • DrCritical (edited 8 years ago)
              +6

              Prepare to never own a cellphone, unless you can run 1.5 km in 30 seconds. Also hopefully you're legs are never injured and you need to teleport to safety, or worse to a hospital.

            • drunkenninja
              +6
              @DrCritical -

              Yep I thought about that. Would be hell in most situations.