SEATTLE—Explaining that the larger containment center was necessary to keep up with increased demand, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced Thursday the completion of a new suspension tank that will allow the online retailer to house even more of the psychic beings who foresee each shopper’s future orders.

WASHINGTON—Circling every level multiple times with no luck whatsoever, ‘Washington Post’ reporter Philip Rucker was frustrated Tuesday that every space in the parking garage was taken up by an anonymous source

I'm not a sports fan, but I love serenditpity and coincidence, so...

My kind of obituary!

On Twitter, people are using the #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos hashtag to create new United Airlines slogans, berating it for its horrid treatment of the passenger.

AKRON, OH—Calling the situation dangerous and a rescue operation “very risky,” authorities have confirmed they will now lower a rescue chip into a seven-layer dip to save a broken Tostito that got caught in the party spread approximately...

A story of redemption, racial tension and latent homosexuality shamelessly timed for award season.

A nuclear holocaust, an attack on Mosul and anti-semitism... and those were just the President's opening remarks.

Politicians CAN say what they're actually thinking...

They SHOULD tell you, but don't because it's hard to market nightmares.

I’m not one for air travel, even though I have been sitting in planes since I was two years old, over time my fear of flying has only increased. Still, I somehow manage to fly, keeping track of all…

You damn sure better had read that in Morgan Freeman's voice!

There are no heroes in romantic comedies.