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Amazon Completes New Suspension Tank To House Psychic Beings Who Foresee Customers’ Future Orders
SEATTLE—Explaining that the larger containment center was necessary to keep up with increased demand, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced Thursday the completion of a new suspension tank that will allow the online retailer to house even more of the psychic beings who foresee each shopper’s future orders.
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The news isn't all bull shit and negativity
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Trump's The Handmaid's Tale
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‘Washington Post’ Reporter Frustrated Every Space In Parking Garage Taken Up By Anonymous Source
WASHINGTON—Circling every level multiple times with no luck whatsoever, ‘Washington Post’ reporter Philip Rucker was frustrated Tuesday that every space in the parking garage was taken up by an anonymous source
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Presidential Briefings
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Donny Goes to School - The President Show
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When the Stars and Jerseys Align
I'm not a sports fan, but I love serenditpity and coincidence, so...
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Christine Kockinis's Obituary on The Sacramento Bee
My kind of obituary!
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Violent United Airlines passenger removal spawns vicious spoofs, memes
On Twitter, people are using the #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos hashtag to create new United Airlines slogans, berating it for its horrid treatment of the passenger.
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Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip
AKRON, OH—Calling the situation dangerous and a rescue operation “very risky,” authorities have confirmed they will now lower a rescue chip into a seven-layer dip to save a broken Tostito that got caught in the party spread approximately...
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Overheard LA with Nina Dobrev
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Oscar Bait
A story of redemption, racial tension and latent homosexuality shamelessly timed for award season.
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Steven Colbert: Donald Trump Wows At First Solo Stress Conference
A nuclear holocaust, an attack on Mosul and anti-semitism... and those were just the President's opening remarks.
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"INAUGURATION DAY" — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration
Politicians CAN say what they're actually thinking...
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Signs of the times
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If Antidepressant Commercials Were Honest
They SHOULD tell you, but don't because it's hard to market nightmares.
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The 11 Annoying People You Meet During a Flight
I’m not one for air travel, even though I have been sitting in planes since I was two years old, over time my fear of flying has only increased. Still, I somehow manage to fly, keeping track of all…
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Flight of the Mo-Mo
You damn sure better had read that in Morgan Freeman's voice!
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After Hours - The Only Film Genre That Gets You To Root For The Bad Guy
There are no heroes in romantic comedies.
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Best Friends (Feat. Dwarf Mamba)
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