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They SHOULD tell you, but don't because it's hard to market nightmares.
So, here's the list of all the ones I've tried: Paxil, Celexa, Prozac, Fetzima, Pristiq, and Lamictal. After this I told the Dr. to talk to me again when they actually find something that works.
Funny thing is, they keep finding evidence that things like ketamine, magic mushrooms and LSD work better than all of the above, but pharma companies cannot make money off of those, which means they won't be greasing the hands of regulators, which means they will stay illegal. I'm the meantime, we have lots of young people killing themselves and living miserable lives but, "who cares? We are making MONEY!!!"
Oh so true.