Amazon Completes New Suspension Tank To House Psychic Beings Who Foresee Customers’ Future Orders
SEATTLE—Explaining that the larger containment center was necessary to keep up with increased demand, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced Thursday the completion of a new suspension tank that will allow the online retailer to house even more of the psychic beings who foresee each shopper’s future orders.
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