If Snapzu Had a Cocktail, What Would It Be?

Was inspired a little by this post and it got me to thinking. What would Snapzu taste like in a glass? Something fruity? Summery? Green and Gross?

Post your own cocktail ideas (or links to something good). I'll take the top three upvoted posts by Friday afternoon, pick up the ingredients, and drunkenly post my reviews for the cocktails this Saturday night[1].

Actually, I have a Cards Against Humanity party Saturday. I'll mix up a batch for the group and get you all of their remarks as well.

Remember kids, vote early, vote often. Me and my liver thank you.

[1] To protect my digestive system, I reserve the right to disqualify crazy ingredients or anything obviously bad for me.