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  • drunkenninja
    +8

    1. Never stumbling over that crack in the sidewalk.
    2. Brushing teeth with actual toothpaste and not just a dry brush.
    3. People being thrown 10 feet when shot like they just got hit with a cruise missile.

    • xg549
      +6

      Wait. You're saying that using toothpaste only happens in movies? wat

    • zyrthofar
      +3

      Ref 3. I hate when that happens! Science has broken so many movies for me :D.