In a French restaurant, in Paris, I inquired what andouillette à la dijonnaise was, instead of explaining, the waiter brought me the meal. I felt obliged to at least try to eat it. I felt like vomiting after each bite.
Basically, it's sausage made from some animal's intestines with a dijon mustard sauce. It tastes literally like shit, but with filaments that you couldn't swallow in small amounts because a bigger chunk would try to get down with it, and the dijon sauce added an extra spicy, wet fart flavor... So yeah, that shit.
I wish I could, but I'd have to be a French citizen first. You realize that French is spoken outside of France, don't you? It's an official language in 29 countries and is spoken unofficially all over the world. I myself am Canadian, and speak French as my first language like 10 million other Canadians, roughly a third of Canada's population.
I believe you can get in France (and all of the European Union) for three months at a time without a visa (if you're American). I'm not sure how it works, but there are ways to live for a shortish period of time in Europe while working in youth hostels or doing volunteer work where lodging and/or food is provided. It may help you on the immigration process. Check out the WOOF program.
In a French restaurant, in Paris, I inquired what andouillette à la dijonnaise was, instead of explaining, the waiter brought me the meal. I felt obliged to at least try to eat it. I felt like vomiting after each bite.
Basically, it's sausage made from some animal's intestines with a dijon mustard sauce. It tastes literally like shit, but with filaments that you couldn't swallow in small amounts because a bigger chunk would try to get down with it, and the dijon sauce added an extra spicy, wet fart flavor... So yeah, that shit.
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