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  • VenStroto90
    +6

    I can run faster than the speed of sound.

    • kvn
      +9

      When you are running faster than the speed of sound, you lose your sense of direction.

    • sea
      +3

      But time speeds up relative to the speed you are running, so it just becomes normal.

    • Havok
      +2

      You now also reach orgasm faster than the speed of sound

    • Roundcat
      +2

      But you can't turn or stop suddenly.

    • leetmoaf
      +2

      Only 6 m/s faster than the speed of sound through a vacuum.

    • Chinky
      +1

      You can only do it barefoot and your feet are not particularly durable in anyway.

    • Wockle
      +1

      It releases a terribly loud sound wave when you do so...