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If you had a warning label, what would it be?

8 years ago by theoddowl with 31 comments

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  • DKJuggernaut
    +5

    Warning: Ticklish. May vomit/cry when tickled.

    • theoddowl
      +3

      At least you don't pee your pants. Though I'm not sure if vomiting is any better.

      • DKJuggernaut
        +3

        It was terrible when I was younger. If I got really upset, I would cry and vomit. If I got tickled, I would laugh, then cry, then vomit. I'm not so sure now, but I always tell my coworkers that they should really try not to tickle me. Should be better than peeing myself in the long run, though.

        • Gozzin
          +2

          Did you ever see a Dr. about that?

          • DKJuggernaut
            +2

            Yeah, they narrowed it down to bad bronchialspasms. They prescribed me codine based cough syrup (used to cough to the point where I'd vomit, too), and that did the trick. Aside from that, I guess I grew out of them.

    • idlethreat
      +3

      aah, the legendary CryVom! (VomCry? Vomcry?)

  • AinBaya
    +5

    Warning: Disguised Teddy Bear. Contact may induce happy emotions and addiction to hugs/high fives

    • theoddowl
      +1

      You sound like a fun person to be around. :)

      • AinBaya
        +2

        I like to think I am. I also have a beard so +1 persuasion (unless you're my girlfriend then its like -7)

        • Xeno
          +3

          So true... fluffy friends no boyfriends. :)

  • spaceghoti
    +3

    "Poor impulse control. Do not tempt with straight lines."

    • idlethreat
      +4

      Poor impulse control...

      Tattooed on your forehead, by any chance?

  • ClarkKent
    +3

    Warning: Will figure out all your problems and you will never know the true me. But I will help you out and help fix you!

    • Aticusdarklord
      +4

      You are just like me I help anyone that needs help(within reason) and rarely do people get to really know me. This is both our curse and a our blessing, or we just messed up something when we chose our skill tree, hmm who knows

    • frohawk
      +3

      I cannot tell if your serious of if this is some kind of role play account, but kudos.

  • Xeno
    +3

    Warning: Will not express proper display of emotion when prompted; may trigger system freeze.

    • theoddowl
      +2

      Did you laugh when you were in trouble as a kid, too? My dad used to get so pissed off at me for that.

      • Xeno (edited 8 years ago)
        +2

        Haha, I was always deathly afraid of getting in trouble as a kid so no... but I did and still tend to laugh during awkward tension.

  • Teakay
    +2

    Warning: Expression of emotion may be nontraditional. Do not confuse laughter of shock with genuine mirth.

    Or...

    Warning: May argue for the sake of arguing.

    • theoddowl
      +2

      I love to argue. Especially with my father.

      A few months ago I moved out of my home state, and recently I got a call from my dad saying he missed me and our 'fights.'

  • VenStroto90 (edited 8 years ago)
    +2

    Warning: Not very social, may procrastinate a lot.

  • Guilhem
    +2

    Warning : Cynical answers will be provided.

  • Gozzin
    +2

    Warning, easily amused. Loves to laugh.

  • Grassgrows
    +2

    Warning: Hot surface

    I actually ripped that sticker off a sandwich machine once and stuck it on my arm and forgot about it. Walked around for a day until someone mentioned it.

  • Skry
    +2

    Warning: I don't smile, not because I don't like you. Well, it's probably because I don't like you.

  • frohawk
    +2

    I care about things just as much as the average person more or less, my facial features just don't activate around strangers.

  • leetmoaf
    +2

    Warning: sentences may require assembly.