Dead rabbit than didn't quite make it across the road, unfortunately I was on my bicycle at the time!

My mother-in-law...but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Magpie, flew past my car at a low angle and got stuck in the intake, happy days

Oil slick on a rainy day at 100km/h. I've never had all my senses and awareness come together so quickly.

Bunny. Ran under the front wheel of my motorcycle two nights ago.

I don't feel too bad though. While we were driving home one night, I had a friend who had just finished telling me about how he had 7 rabbits commit suicide under his front tires during one work shift, and then promptly hit an owl feasting on a dead bunny in the middle of the road.

TL;DR: My friend is the Grim Reaper of the Animal Kingdom, bunnies are suicidal.

Pot-holes, lots of pot-holes, way too big to be ignored pot-holes. Damn those pot-holes!

A pheasant. Some guy around here grows them for hunting, and they are everywhere.
So I was driving to work one morning. I drove up this small hill going 43 mph, and didn't see what was behind the hill. As I got to the top I saw that there were two male pheasants on the road ahead. The other one, already having been hit by a car, was quite dead. The other one stood next to it, I guess trying to figure out what was up with his friend, why was he sleeping there. Then the pheasant saw my car approaching. It stared at me. I pressed my brakes. It countinued to stare at me. I continued to brake. It realized that it should probably fl-THUMP! The pheasant was on my windshield.
I was late from work, because I had to move the already dead one out of the road so that no other stupid birds could come to marvel at it and get themself killed. I didn't find the bird that I drove over. I guess it survived?

Whats up with those birds being so freaking stupid? I've almost driven over so many pheasants. I always have to actually stop my car in front of those stupid birds and wait for them to figure out their stuff and waddle out of the way.

2x4 on an on-ramp. Luckily it didn't do any damage, but could have ended poorly.

Remember to tie your construction materials down, please.

Cow manure, now I need to spray my car off a bit.

Well, it wasn't in a car. I was driving a four-wheeler when I was younger out and around our yard and our neighbors yard (they were good friends and were okay with it). Well, on this day I had a friend sitting behind me. I turned a corner and saw a decent sized white brick of what I was assumed was Styrofoam, so I obviously drove at it and hit it.

It was not Styrofoam. It was concrete. My passenger was ejected and I just barely managed to keep the four-wheeler from flipping.

We both come out of it unharmed and for some reason he's still my friend (and roommate). Popped one of the front tires, though.

Ran over an small traffic cone that lodged itelf in the front wheel well. No apparent damage done, but made a less than pleasant noise.