• SMcIntyre
    +4

    Edit: Actually, it's worse than that! It's more like:

    3. Instead of the regular paperboy who works for us, this time a man from the agency that designed the ads will enter your home and leave the newspaper on your table.

    Nope, still worse. It's more like:

    4. Instead of the regular paperboy, here's Bob who is going to move into your home full-time, watch and take notes on everything you do, everywhere you go, who you talk to and for how long, what you buy, what you look at and don't buy, and then he's going to send all that information to us.