• leweb
    +5

    I actually have a better idea. Let's collect people's and pets' fingernails, toenails, and hair, grind them, and sell them as rhino horn to the Chinese. We can make a ton of money, and nobody will tell the difference.

    • EdvardMuchies
      +4

      We'll have to create a farm for human keratin, first. This could be a tough sell.

      • leweb
        +5

        Just collect the trash from barber shops and pet grooming shops. I'm sure they'll be happy to have you take it from them.