Spongebob Squarepants.

Its short, and usually gets me a free beer.

have a thumbin' and/or linkin'

The quora thread has convinced me. I shall report back tomorrow.

EDIT- Couldn't get through the whole movie. I shut it off about a third of the way through. Its a horrible show. I think people only love it because they loved it as a teen.

Title sucks, but Im actually curious. Most people say its great but never have a reason as to why.

Clerks. 20+ back in the day.

Archer but has take many more hours of my time than Clerks but is TV so it is excluded.

Bush is just pandering to his base - those who pay his campaign debts.

He knows that this is dumb and that even if this is legal in America, criminals don't mind breaking the law.

Nope, don't pity them. They like giving their money away.

Low education is one thing. Being poor sucks. But why should I worry about people who are poor and make bad decisions.

A bird in the had is worth two in the bush. If you are poor, probably stop giving other people your money.

Assuming the rules of the game dont change - Wilt Chamberlain's title of most points scored in a basketball game.