Haha don't mind if I do. Are there scones on offer?
You rude bastard.
I do apologise profusely if I have offended Sir. Sir must understand that I merely wanted to express an interest in the enjoyment of a scone along with the aforementioned heated beverage. If Sir will permit, I will bake the scones and share with the tea sir has so kindly offered me. Is this arrangement of a more pleasing nature?