I could have sworn these jobs were about to make their way back to the US. Hmm.
This is all part of a master plan. We take all the jobs from the lazy Mexicans and give them to the Chinese. Then China will have so many jobs that they won't know what to do with them, so they will export them to the US. This has the side effect of leaving Mexicans without jobs, which is good because they're all smelly illegal narcos, but eventually even the good Mexicans (0.01% obviously) will come to the US and take even more of those Chinese jobs, which will leave America with all the decent jobs from everywhere.
Or something like that. I'm certain there is a coherent plan. Having had a bottle of wine helps me understand it.
That totally makes sense! You should write a book.