• idlethreat
    +4

    Darnit! You stole my favorite drummer joke. Here's another

    Q: How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

    A: Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza.

    Been in bands with a few drummers. Nice guys, but they weren't all that brilliant. Since they always had tons of equipment, you always had to jam in their shitty, smelly garage instead of yours.

    • bkmacdaddy
      +1

      Hehe...Yeah, I've played with some drummers on both sides of the intelligence fence. A few I know are REALLY brilliant. Some others - not so much.