Ellen's Blog. July 16th, 2015: Snoo carcass in alley this morning, pitchfork in bloated stomach. This website is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The Front Page is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of piss and shit and when the drains finally clog, all the angry Redditors will drown. The accumulated filth of all their hate and rage will foam up about their waists and all of /r/CoonTown and /r/punchable_children will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."