Not my pictures. This is a local photographer. I posted them here because I know not everyone like facebook (me being one of them). Here is his page though: https://www.facebook.com/bruce.mccamish

Beware that hooded old man at the rudder

Bumptiy bump bump

I need to get the cleaning supplies out of the closet. Could use some decorations also. So much to do.

I am here though. What did I miss? Clinton president yet? JK I haven't been that far out to sea. I think the world needs pirates know more than ever so I have been in training. Lifting rum bottles, skirts, gold from the Spanish. Parts unknown was me port of call and I dropped all social media/aggregators for awhile. That is sometimes the best thing to do. But fuck the HOLIDAYS are coming up! I can't leave everyone hanging.

Krispy Kreme always comes through on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I be hoping ye all be remembering that it be Talk Like A Pirate Day. Free doughnuts, Free Fish Dinners, and not so free rum. I be settin' sail for the treasures for I took me a "Day of Leisure" from the boring grind.

I am teaching my son how to drive. He actually is not bad, just nervous. His school drivers ed class has been having everyone and their mother come in to talk about how dangerous driving is. So his confidence is as low as a snakes belly. So I had him do a circle around the local church parking lot until he felt at ease and then had him turn up the gas a little. In my mind I thought it would go like this , but he didn't even hit a curb. Tomorrow I get him on the highway!!!!! ROOOAAADDD TRIP!!!!!

Which is more than I can say if I find the thief who stole my pork rinds.

Don't ye be thinking I forgot about the pork rind theft! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!

"#7 44 POINTS: Are you still jogging occasionally? Good. Be sure to try out this year's latest fashion craze: pineapple shell shoes with matching pineapple caps to protect you from the sun. Let’s see you (carefully) jogging in public." ...

Yes your dear and beloved Pirate Captain did compete in GISHWHES this year. As a pirate Captain I feel it is my duty to show bravery in the face of cringe and adversity. I will never regret the things that I have done in war or in the pursuit of rais ...

The Bee Gee be Naval men! But definitely not pirates.

In honor of Barry and the Brothers Gibb, we took a look back at the Bee Gees through the years, their music, and their connections to cannabis.

Boom Boom clear the room! A double hit. Anyone willing to admit the theft of the pork rinds?

Robin Gibb rocken out.

So no one is going to come out with any information on the rascal that absconded away wit' me rinds huh?