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  • Text Post
    1 year ago
    +11 11 0

    First things first.

    Ethel was traveling alone and she was a bit lonely in the hotel all on her own. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sex and have some fun.”

    She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum. She figured, “What the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a call.”

    After a short ring, there was a response, “Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?” Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

    Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything!!! Now how does that sound?”

    The male voice responded, “That sounds absolutely fantastic madam, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”

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  • Current Event
    1 year ago
    +15 15 0

    Depositors Are Next as Nordic Banks Buckle Under Negative Rates

    (Bloomberg) -- Ever since negative interest rates became a thing, banks have been too afraid to pass them on to retail depositors. That may be about to change.In Scandinavia, where sub-zero rates have been the norm longer than most other places.

  • Current Event
    1 year ago
    +4 4 0

    Beijing expected to order Hong Kong’s pro-establishment politicians to toe line and throw their weight behind Carrie Lam and under-fire police force.

    Communist dictatorship at its finest.

  • Video/Audio
    1 year ago
    +3 3 0

    Pretty song, done well.

  • Text Post
    1 year ago
    +12 12 0

    The sensible decision.

    A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it.”

    The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You’ve got $20,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn’t come cheap. It’s $2,000 an inch.”

    The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “It’s for you to decide how many inches you want, but it’s something you’d better discuss with your wife.”

    The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?”

    “I have,” says the man.

    “And has she helped you in making the decision?” asked the doctor.

    “She has,” says the man.

    “And what is it?” asks the doctor.

    “We’re getting a new kitchen.”

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  • Video/Audio
    1 year ago
    +10 10 0

    Daughter - Home (Subtitulado en español) ᴴᴰ

  • Video/Audio
    1 year ago
    +18 18 0

    The Only Thing -

  • Current Event
    1 year ago
    +16 16 0

    Facebook director Peter Thiel says FBI, CIA should probe Google

    Thiel is the tech industry's highest-profile Trump supporter, and also on the board of Facebook.

  • Text Post
    1 year ago
    +18 18 0

    I have the answers

    1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

    2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

    4. How much dirt is there in a hole ... that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

    5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

    6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

    7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

    8. What was the President’s Name ... in 1975?

    9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

    11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

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  • Video/Audio
    1 year ago
    +11 11 0

    What “The Sex Talk” Looks Like Now.

    It used to be easier.

  • Current Event
    1 year ago
    +17 17 0

    Protesters Remove U.S. Flag, Replace It With Mexican Flag Outside ICE Facility In Aurora

    Hundreds of protesters gathered in Aurora on Friday evening to march to the ICE detention facility where illegal and undocumented immigrants are being housed.

  • Expression
    1 year ago
    +10 10 0

    Marxist Minds: At Party School, China grooms future leaders

    In a secretive school in China's capital rows of students face a giant video projection of Xi Jinping, making careful notes on the lecture on their leader's guiding principles. Sitting in red-covered chairs in a school dotted with statues ...

  • Expression
    1 year ago
    +9 9 0

    'Late Night' and the Decline of Comedy at the Box-Office: Is Netflix Really to Blame?

    No, not Netflix, we are, because nobody is allowed to be funny without insulting someone.

  • Video/Audio
    1 year ago
    +18 18 0

    Hans Zimmer - Time - Live in Prague

  • Expression
    1 year ago
    +13 13 0

    Government fails to release data on deaths in police custody

    More than four years after Congress required the Department of Justice to assemble information about those who die in police custody, the agency has yet to implement a system for collecting that.

  • Video/Audio
    1 year ago
    +33 33 0 x 1

    Choppers vs. Drones: The Battle for Cinematic Air Supremacy

  • Text Post
    1 year ago
    +14 14 0

    Come here Darling....

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the new guy.

    “John,” the new guy replied.

    The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only – Smith, Jones, Baker – That’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your name?”

    The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”

    “Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is…“

  • Current Event
    1 year ago
    +31 31 0

    Iranian President Tells Global Partners to send ‘Positive Signals’ or Else | One America News Network

    Well look at that.

  • Text Post
    1 year ago
    +11 11 0

    Happy Father's Day!

  • Current Event
    1 year ago
    +19 19 0

    Public anger seethes in Hong Kong ahead of another anti-extradition law rally | Hong Kong Free Press HKFP

    Hong Kong braces for another mass rally Sunday as public anger seethes following unprecedented clashes between protesters and police over an extradition law, despite a climbdown by the city’s embattled leader in suspending the bill. Organisers are ho ...