• CrookedTale
    +8

    If toddlers can do it so can I!!! "You see judge, I fired the cannon at the car because it's been driving up and down the street with a bad muffler. Jurdice Pudancing I think it's called, It was totally within my rights as a pirate and a lawyer. If the driver didn't want my cannon ball he can give it back after he pries it from his engine, as a matter of fact I want it back, it isn't his, I would like to file theft charges against him Judge! He stole my cannon ball!!"

    Should be that easy.