The three stages of sex in marriage
Stage 1: House sex: you have sex all over the house.
Stage 2: Bedroom sex: you have sex in the bedroom.
Stage 3: Hall sex: you pass each other in the hall and say "fuck you!"
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7 years ago by kxh
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Stage 4: Court sex: You fuck each other in divorce court, while loosing 50% of your combined network to blood sucking lawyers.
Stage 5: Mind f... sex. You still think about all that happened.