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A family walks into a hotel and the father approaches the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled."
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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks, "Why the long face?"
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An elderly Cajun man lay dying in his bed.
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An elderly lady standing and an ATM smiled kindly and asked me to help her check her balance.
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Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from jail?
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car..
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How do you find Will Smith in the Snow?
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How do you think the unthinkable?
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How many ____ does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning.
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I never wanted to believe that my father was stealing from his job as a road worker.
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I spent years shunning a social life, but I finally got my doctorate in palindromes.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.
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I took the shell off my racing snail the other day, hoping it would make him faster.
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I tried to catch some fog yesterday.
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I was looking forward to a great day at the zoo, but they only had a single dog.
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I was telling my family about my computer expertise the other day.