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Super Bowl Tickets

I know it’s late notice, but I have two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U.S. Bank Stadium on Sunday February 4th. These are box seats, and includes a limo to and from the airport, lunch, dinner & open bar.

What I didn't realize when I bought the tickets last year was that it’s on the same day as my WEDDING.

If you are interested, I am looking for someone to take my place.

It's at First Baptist Church at 3 pm. Her name is Samantha. She’s 5'6", about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish & hunt, will clean your truck.
She'll be the one in the white dress.

7 months ago by Appaloosa with 5 comments

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  • drunkenninja
    +4

    I would have walked out of that one drunk and illegally married then! :D

  • Maternitus
    +3

    Naaah, not a big fan of football. :-P Btw, where's my 420 million USdollar? Your people haven't contacted me yet. ;-)

    • Appaloosa (edited 7 months ago)
      +4

      I'm a politician. Promises don't count!...besides, you're not even supposed to remember things...damn troublemaker!

      • Maternitus
        +4

        But you love it, doncha? :-P

      • Maternitus (edited 7 months ago)
        +3

        A musician who is also a politician. :-) That's an interesting combination. How does something like that work (out)? I can imagine that the creative side has a positive effect on the tactical side, for instance.