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Just an FYI for my fellow pirates.

Don't mix rum with Mountain Dew. Not good man!! My tongue feels like I just ate an under ripe banana. Also calling emergency services (911) about your tongue felling like you just ate an under ripe banana is some how a reckless use of their time. But they said they are sending someone out to talk, so I got that going for me.

9 years ago by CrookedTale with 2 comments

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  • drunkenninja
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    It's a trap! You must get out of there, and then blame the whole thing on a drunk friend :D

    • CrookedTale
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      It is undeniably a trap of my own making! Imagine a stout and manly hunter who is after the mighty tiger preparing a trap with a large box, a stick, and a rope. As the hunter sits inside the box trap he hears the rustling and growling coming from the nearby bushes. He thinks to himself "I finally got him!"