I'm drunk and have no access to a computer.
Snapzu really needs a decent mobile app. I am sure someone mentioned this before. Someone please link Otis redding "sitting at the dock o the bay" to drunksongs. TLDR at bar cant web.
10 years ago by CrookedTale
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It's in there for you now.
Thanky thanky. By 10:00 pm tonight i would have forgoten.
They wont serve me a growler. I can buy one but i cant drink it at the bar. I told them i woulsnt drink it at the bar but they dont trust me. They shouldn't. Plus i have only seen 1 man bun in my life but tonight i uped it to 3. I want to slap them just when they take a sip of their ipa. Boss is still here though. Trying to use spell check more. Yhis place is also a sausage fest. Beautiful ladies of Snapzu, and you are all beautiful, what types of bars do you like and whats the best pickup line? Planning my escape. Over andnout.
Its getting better. Im in the mood for a meledy, I'm in the mood for a meledy, I'm in the moood! Twang twang.
So what the hell is with bars nowdays? Went from eating bbq and drinking stouts to a fucking microbrewery type.pos. they have 213 IPA beers Nd 1 stout and one porter. Depressing as heck. I couldn't tell you what the music iz because it seems to be a croos between emo rock and country. Damn mood of everybody changed too. Inztead of the good hearted ribbing they are all tlking about the best IPA. This bar if you wNt to call it that seels beer by the botle and by "growler"???, by the way a growler in pirate language is a dirty vigina. So fuck, any way my boss is explaining his ios breathalizer app. I told him I have one that alows.me to start my car. He didnt see th hummor. He says he wont call my parole officer either. Ha ha . Anywho the bartenddrs minda cute. Hope we.move to the next bar aoon. Also no darts or poolwtf.
There are two types of people in this world. Those who will sing loud and proud with you and those who bury there head in shame. I was with the shame group. If I loved the latest indie bands, IPA's, and the latest health craze it would have worked out better. Or at least if I could have put on a facade of liking such things. After the monotonic droning of the conversation/s around me took the last shred of fun out of the room I ended up heading my own way. At home, still drinking, and now I can sing! Next year I am not going to give them the chance to bring me down. I am gearing up and going full pirate on them!!! I just need to make a sound cannon.