So my older dog is presumed dead...
She's the one from the porcupine pictures in my post history.
My wife and I have been thinking of her a lot lately and thought I would let this be a place for other people to reminisce about their dogs.
For example, she loves(loved) to give kisses on the face. When she was young I started saying "Go for the jugular!" every time she would try to kiss someone's face. After a while, "Go for the jugular!" became the command for kissing someone's face. My younger (dumber) dog never caught on to this, even though she also tries to kiss your face at any opportunity.