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  • redalastor
    +4

    Nah, straight razors is where it's at. :)

    Watch this video of how it's made and you'll order one too.

    But yeah, fuck toy razors with their multibladed shenanigans and that stupid goo to put on your face that's sold with it.

    They even have that goo for "sensitive skins". We don't have sensitive skins, crappy razors are irritating our faces!

    • cunt
      +3

      Aeroplanes are a problem

    • coldcupofjoe
      +3

      I used to use a straight razor. It was awesome, I stopped breaking out on my face within a week of starting, and I was baby smooth. But I had surgery on my neck two years ago and I haven't had feeling in my neck since, so now I'm too nervous to use it.

      • ColonBowel
        +2

        just eyeball it...or be safe and use an electric shaver...but you'll never get anywhere without some cojones

    • PushPull
      +2

      Plus, it impresses the hell out of anyone who finds you use a straight. I've gotten some pretty interesting looks when I mention it. Mostly of the 'What, are you fookin' nuts?' variety, followed by respect when they realize I'm not joking.