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    I was at a little shop that sold organic hand soaps once and I had asked the lady who was working there if it was organic enough to be edible. She told me that it probably was, so I ate a little bit of a sample that was out on a counter. It was disgusting and the oils in it had coated my entire mouth. I ended up eating the display blueberries that decorated the display afterwards in hopes that the taste would go away. That taste didn't leave my mouth for days and I ended up vomiting all night. Then I sent an email to the company stating that it was the worst hand soap I had ever tasted, but it smelled marvelous.