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What would be your favorite two animal combination?

Mine would be a "Chicaffe" baby chick and a giraffe. So the size of a baby chick and fluffy but a long neck and spotty coloured fluff.

9 years ago by AinBaya with 23 comments

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  • ColonBowel
    +8

    A lion with the "personality" of a dog. It would be super sweet to you, but if someone messes with you, they have a fucking lion to deal with. I feel like burglaries would happen much less often.

    On the other hand, fights at the lion-dog park would be incredibly hard to break up. Also, any accidents in the house would be a much larger ordeal to address.

    • Wenjarich
      +2

      I was going to say a similar thing but for me it would be a bear with a dogs temperament, specifically my dog's temperament. My dog love to come and cuddle with me when I'm in bed, despite being a large dog (dalmatian cross boerboel) . I think it would be awesome to cuddle with a pet bear in the same way. Would also be an epic guard Haha :P

  • djsparky (edited 9 years ago)
    +5

    Oh God, now we will have a Wuzzles reboot. Two times the fun wrapped up in one... Damn I'm old.

    • theoddowl
      +2

      Whoa... I haven't thought about that in forever.

    • Wenjarich
      +1

      Ok now I wish I had watched that as a kid

  • Skry
    +3

    A dog with a ferret, so a nice friendly, happy companion. That also steals all of your stuff.

  • Nelson
    +3

    Birds with human arms. JK please don't crucify me ex-redditors!

    • ColonBowel
      +2

      Birds with human arms

      That sounds so counter-intuitive, it's hilarious. Like a fish, but instead of gills, it would have lungs.

  • SakuraPanko
    +2

    I would combine mine two favorite animals. Imagine an alpaca with stubby legs like a corgi. I'd die from the adorable fluffiness.

    • AinBaya
      +2

      If it still had its neck, that would be hilarious.

    • Gozzin
      +1

      alpaca with stubby legs like a corgi. I'd die from the adorable fluffiness.

      Same here..or llama that weighs only two pounds and looks like a rabbit except for the neck and face..Oh yeah!

  • Guilhem
    +1

    I don't have a favorite combination.

    Let's take my two favorite animals : Orca and Crow. Flying orca is kinda terrifying.

    • theoddowl
      +1

      I read this as Orca and Cow. I was like, 'Aren't killer whales like the carnivorous cow of the dolphin world already.'

  • KingWizard
    +1

    I'd say my favorite combination would be a zebra mixed with any breed of dog.