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  • frohawk
    +2

    I am normal human in every way, except when I eat toliet paper, I poop gold.

    • ballpointcarrot
      +2

      The gold "produced" has razor-sharp edges.

    • jmcs
      +1

      You'll also poop all your blood if you eat toilet paper.

      • frohawk
        +2

        okay, so I'll need hooked up to my butt, but okay.