Text Post: You have one superpower, but the next commentor restricts your power with a condition. What is your superpower? posted by leetmoaf
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  • Polygon (edited 8 years ago)
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    To control time, to be able to speed it up, or slow it down, even slow it to a halt, and to go forwards or backwards in time.

    • sea
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      You move with time, therefor destroying any purpose the power could have had

      • Polygon
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        That just really messed with my head, I'm have a hard time trying to work it out.

    • Havok
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      To do this, you have to squeeze your nuts with a wrench

      • Polygon
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        Well, does it have to be a hard squeeze or can it be a loving wrench squeeze?

        • Havok
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          Ellen Pao holds the wrench