Like the only time I can breath is when I'm under some volume of water? No more regular air breathing capabilities? I have to walk around with a container of water over my head? On top of that, if the water over top of me (that I rely on to breath) somehow falls on me and I get wet, I'm now "in water" and cannot breath. My superpower is a curse.
/u/fishknight my friend, I have heard your cry for help and arrived to save you using my power of technicality, which I wield in my double edged sword of technicality. Naturally, like any double edged sword, the double edged sword of technicality deals in both good news and bad news, never one without the other.
The good news: Technically, you are always under water at all times, water in its gaseous form, so breath easy my friend.
The bad news: Technically, the power to breath under water in its gaseous form is not technically a power, so you have no power. Technically, that makes you a normal human.
No need to thank me, my power comes with great responsibility, and should you ever need me again, I will be there.
/u/Schwut, you are the real hero, with your double edged sword of technicality, quick thinking and propensity for loopholes. I am normal again! Except for when it rains I'm a water version of Mr. Glass.
Like the only time I can breath is when I'm under some volume of water? No more regular air breathing capabilities? I have to walk around with a container of water over my head? On top of that, if the water over top of me (that I rely on to breath) somehow falls on me and I get wet, I'm now "in water" and cannot breath. My superpower is a curse.
/u/fishknight my friend, I have heard your cry for help and arrived to save you using my power of technicality, which I wield in my double edged sword of technicality. Naturally, like any double edged sword, the double edged sword of technicality deals in both good news and bad news, never one without the other.
The good news: Technically, you are always under water at all times, water in its gaseous form, so breath easy my friend.
The bad news: Technically, the power to breath under water in its gaseous form is not technically a power, so you have no power. Technically, that makes you a normal human.
No need to thank me, my power comes with great responsibility, and should you ever need me again, I will be there.
The double edged sword of technicality is awe inspiring whenever it is unsheathed.
Yet at the same time strangely boring.
/u/Schwut, you are the real hero, with your double edged sword of technicality, quick thinking and propensity for loopholes. I am normal again! Except for when it rains I'm a water version of Mr. Glass.
I should really start working for a politician. "Technically, he did say he would do that during his campaign, but did he promise it?"
Good luck!