"Welcome Galactica216, to the after life. Thank you for choosing to use our one way ticket to death. We hope you enjoy your stay. As you are a new visitor to our realm, your means of interaction with the living world shall be limited to pushing and pulling objects and making people feel slightly cold. Please place your ethereal appendage on the glowing plate.....Thank You!"
"Now lets get you settled in. Seeing as you did not die by some horrible violent death, you have the privilege to choose the location to which you will be ummm...living is not quite the word...staying? yes lets go with that. The locations you may choose from include your current home, your house of birth or your work pla...what's that? Yes suure, leaving the location is indeed an option, what an insightful question, yes after a good 300 years of interacting with the living world you earn yourself loyalty points which can be spent however you choose on option that include, but are not limited to, moving between locations or even choosing extra ways in which you may interact with the living world."
"Ok well, I think that'll be all then, if you have no questions then I'll just be ... What's that now? You don't have what? Oh oh yes,of course, I nearly forgot you wanted flight. Hmm let me see yes, you were rather clever negotiating that one. Usually takes a good 600 years to earn that. Boss must have liked you. I'll put through the appropriate forms to get that set up shall I? Tata then!"
Your etheral self can do anything, but when your parents have sex, you teleport to their location. When the sex is over, you revert to your regular self right then and there. Your ability has a 4 hour cooldown.
I wish I had the ability to turn into a flying ,invisible "spirit".
You leave behind a trail of slimy green Ghostbusters style ectoplasm whenever you become the "spirit".
Well that was creative.
"Welcome Galactica216, to the after life. Thank you for choosing to use our one way ticket to death. We hope you enjoy your stay. As you are a new visitor to our realm, your means of interaction with the living world shall be limited to pushing and pulling objects and making people feel slightly cold. Please place your ethereal appendage on the glowing plate.....Thank You!"
"Now lets get you settled in. Seeing as you did not die by some horrible violent death, you have the privilege to choose the location to which you will be ummm...living is not quite the word...staying? yes lets go with that. The locations you may choose from include your current home, your house of birth or your work pla...what's that? Yes suure, leaving the location is indeed an option, what an insightful question, yes after a good 300 years of interacting with the living world you earn yourself loyalty points which can be spent however you choose on option that include, but are not limited to, moving between locations or even choosing extra ways in which you may interact with the living world."
"Ok well, I think that'll be all then, if you have no questions then I'll just be ... What's that now? You don't have what? Oh oh yes,of course, I nearly forgot you wanted flight. Hmm let me see yes, you were rather clever negotiating that one. Usually takes a good 600 years to earn that. Boss must have liked you. I'll put through the appropriate forms to get that set up shall I? Tata then!"
Edit: Grammar
You are now a flying, invisible glass of whiskey.
Clever! I prefer Gin.
Your etheral self can do anything, but when your parents have sex, you teleport to their location. When the sex is over, you revert to your regular self right then and there. Your ability has a 4 hour cooldown.