Text Post: Your username is now the title of a new blockbuster movie. What's the storyline? posted by canuck
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  • desertjedi85
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    After his ship crashed in the deserts of Tattooine, Darth Pooface must make his way to civilization while avoiding detection by the rebels.

    • RedditExodus
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      But what's the significance of 85? Is that how many parts it has?

      • desertjedi85
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        That's his jersey number in the Galactic Football League

      • ColonBowel
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        He has a run in with Marty.