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  • ColonBowel
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    During the 2003 Invasion of Iraq, we were on a convoy of humvees and LAVs heading north on a major highway. We had to stop, we get to fish bone formation. Everyone mans their posts. This one guy runs down the steep slope until he's about 100 yards away. He drops trou (short for drops his trousers) and we all get a general admission pass to him pinching a loaf, dropping down, and plopping on the contrasting desert sand. He got a standing ovation from the convoy.

    The bonus is that this happened during an invasion. We're just out there risking our asses when anything can happened, and this was the entertainment.