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  • Bastou
    +7

    Are you sure you're a real pirate?

    • CrookedTale
      +5

      Yes I am sure. Never has my body touched such alcoholic items such as toothpaste, mouthwash, soap, or hair products! I use the all natural cure all of Rum. See rum = sugar so it is an all natural body care item that will put pep in your step and roses in your cheeks. It's good for whatever aliment you have and increases that human vigor you may have lost throughout the years. As a modern society we keep buying products containing alcohol without even knowing it, filling our body up with whatever the guys in the white lab coats deem safe and useful. Turn away from the alcohol and other chemicals that are keeping you downhearted and sick! It is time to go all NATURAL! RUM is the MIRACLE CURE of the 1750's!!! GO NATURAL, GO RUM!!