All of Weird Al's "Albuquerque". It's 10 minutes long and I memorized it when the CD came out. Years later, I'm not sure how I feel about that.
You got the part time job at the Sizzler, didn't you?
The feeling you should have about that is accomplished.
Here's an animated version of Albuquerque. It's hilarious.
Where the air smells like warm root beer.