All of Weird Al's "Albuquerque". It's 10 minutes long and I memorized it when the CD came out. Years later, I'm not sure how I feel about that.

While I think that higher education makes for a better, more informed populace, I'm not sure how I feel about this. There are a lot of people who go to college to get a degree and then don't know what to do with it. This has resulted in a significant number of people who are under-employed or overqualified for the jobs they can find. Because of that, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with taxpayer money subsidizing college education.