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You discover a magical language genie in the desert, and he says he will grant you full fluency in the language of your choice. Which one would you choose?

8 years ago by Roundcat with 24 comments

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  • ckin2244
    +7

    Mandarin Chinese: After a year of study, I can say it's fairly difficult to learn, due to it being a script based language. In terms of practical usage, though, China's role in the global economy lends itself well to current and future business opportunities.

    • picklefingers
      +3

      Same here. Just in pure hours saved and the usefulness of the language in business, it is by far the best investment.

    • TheGuyThatsMeh
      +2

      I would say the same thing. I already know English and Spanish. Mandarin seems like the logical next step.

    • hyfi
      +1

      Zuckerberg learned it for this exact reason. He wants access to those 1.3 billion people.

    • Schwut
      +1

      I would also choose Mandarin Chinese but only if I could instantly read and write the language as well.

    • kraftykitty
      +1

      你会说汉语吗?一共我学习八个月了。现在我住在中国。英文和中文很不同的·,但是我不觉得中文很难。

      At least Chinese doesn't have conjugations or declensions or anything. A lot of the time, I think it's status as a "difficult" language is mostly undeserved, and only from the perspective of English speakers.

  • eruditojones (edited 8 years ago)
    +7

    Linear A - It's a fairly well known but undeciphered ancient language on Crete. That'd be a money making machine (teaching historians how to read, for a fee of course). To advance science... obvs...

  • Trippers
    +4

    The language of Cats. That way I can tell mine to get off the god damned kitchen counter!

  • casuallynoted
    +3

    Danish! I've been meaning to move to Denmark to see what one of the highest happiness rating countries is like. It's also the language that sounds the coolest to me.

  • MrHouse
    +3

    Spanish. It will most likely open up a new world to me living in the U.S. I would be able to converse with new and different people. It would also allow for the classes I took in school to finally pay off.

  • 90boss
    +2

    Spanish, always wanted to learn it.

  • Captainmarvel
    +2

    Probably Japanese so I can watch anime without subtitles.

  • Macstiff
    +2

    I'm considering to pick Russian, due to the fact that I feel like Europe, will get invaded eventually. Or maybe as mentioned, Mandarin, I just don't really like the Asian social-culture, enough to move there..

    • FranklinS
      +2

      I know what you mean about Mandarin. I think I'd choose something more European, like French or Spanish.

  • Metty
    +2

    I'd imagine a fluency in one of the programming languages could be super helpful. Is that cheating?

    • KylarGrey
      +3

      Isn't it a thing that people who know the really old languages can get paid a whole load by certain companies because their systems rely on software/run on systems which are only compatible with that long-forgotten language?

      • QuietKerfuffle
        +3

        I know a guy that was replaced with 2 less experienced people. Incompetent actions leads to a borked system down the road and the elder engineer gets brought back under a fancy new director title, flexible schedule and a substantial salary increase.

    • Trippers
      +1

      It's technically a language.

      "any system of formalized symbols, signs, sounds, gestures, or the like used or conceived as a means of communicating thought, emotion, etc."

      Looks like you're good! :)

  • Skry
    +2

    I'm gonna have to go with dogs, because dogs are amazing. I can imagine hearing the greatest things from my dog, like "I want to go outside!" and "I TOTALLY didn't pee on your bed it must have been the cat".

  • VenStroto90 (edited 8 years ago)
    +1

    I would choose Vietnamese as my choice so I could understand my relatives better.

  • kraftykitty
    +1

    I'm going to have to go with Arabic. This is because not only is it spoken in a wide range of countries, but it is also a language of critical interest to western governments and businesses.

    Also, I think it sounds really cool.

  • Guilhem
    +1

    I am already fluent in French and English. For my work German is a nobrainer (mechanical engineering), Japanese for reading Visual Novel without having to wait for a translation.