Text Post: Whats your morning ritual? posted by hedman
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  • badger28
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    Wake up and let the dog out. Hold in my morning shit till he gets back in or else he'll run all over the house trying to find me and wake everyone up. Feed the dog and watch the news for about 45 mins, then put him back in his pen and go to work.

    Sometimes I'll have a morning wank but that's it.