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Okay Snapzu, time to make the best sandwich in the world. People replying to comments, add one ingredient that will absolutely ruin it.

Rules for post:

  • have to use real food

  • 3 ingredient minimum

  • 15 ingredient maximum

rules for comment replies:

  • have to use real food

  • 1 and only 1 ingredient

  • has to be fresh (no rotten/expired food)

  • cannot be regurgitated, tainted, poisoned, etc.

  • nothing you wouldn't eat (like ghost peppers, surströmming, etc.)

bon appetit

9 years ago by Roundcat with 19 comments

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  • Moderator
    +3

    1. Bread.

    2. Bacon.

    3. Read the rules.

    • Roundcat
      +1

      Sorry, I forgot to form the title as a question. also, strawberry yogurt.

  • SallyCamaro
    +1

    Regular white bread 1) mayonnaise 2) red onion sliced 3) some green onion blades 4) garden fresh red tomato 3) pepper jack cheese Heat/toast (whichever you prefer) until cheese is melty

  • hitthee (edited 9 years ago)
    +1

    Okay first you need the right bread

    So lets start with a nice fresh Rye, Bavarian, thick cut of course.

    Then we move on to a light smearing of unsalted butter, why unsalted? because you're browning that bitch!

    We then move on to a good sized black prince tomato. why a black prince ? because only the best for this sandwich! slice it add a layer. this with a little course white pepper and a dash of salt, oh lets use red Hawaiian sea salt, to bring out the full flavour of the tomato!

    A nice crisp layer of Belgian endive lettuce we need some bitter to balance out that creaminess of the browned butter and the juiciness of the tomato! that and we don't want soggy bread ;)

    Next we need some sharp cheese. An 8 year old cheddar will do nicely

    Finally the heart of the sandwich the meat.

    What is it? pork belly!

    Cure then proceed to lightly glaze with maple

    Smoke on very low heat with a mixture of sugar maple and hickory.

    slow roast the pork

    Shread the pork

    Season with a little black pepper

    And voila you have the BLT of the Gods. Thought I'd share my best BLT because you people are great.

    So: bread, butter, tomato, lettuce, salt, pepper, cheese and a big mound of shredded bacon

    • Roundcat
      +3

      My what a magnificent sandwich. Just add a container of marshmallow sauce, and BAM! Rip the world's best sounding BLT.

      • hitthee (edited 9 years ago)
        +1

        hah! excellent choice :D as the sandwich lies in ruins.

  • oystein (edited 9 years ago)
    +1

    - Bacon

    - Chicken

    - Salad

    - Bread

    - Tomatoes

  • Fuyu (edited 9 years ago)
    +1

    Orange slices. Peel and all.

    Are you actually going to eat the sandwich?

    • Roundcat
      +2

      sure, hand it over.

      seriously though, your supposed to say whats on the sandwhich, and the person replying to you is supposed to ruin it.

      example:

      - post

      rye bread, ham. pepper jack, pepperoni, mustard

      - reply to post

      banana slices

      • Fuyu
        +2

        Ahh I see, sorry. I usually think of all the comments as "comment replies" so I was following those instructions figuring the main post was the "post" you meant so you wouldn't have made a sandwich with less than 3 ingredients or more than 15 of them.

        Or maybe it's just the middle of the night and I'm dumb.

  • Guilhem (edited 9 years ago)
    +1

    - Mozzarella Buffala - Coppa - Tomato - Mâche

    Simple is best

    Edit: can't make the list work -_-

    • captainjib
      +2

      I think that would probably taste quite a bit worse with Sour Patch Kids inside : )

  • AinBaya
    +1

    Sandwich Contents

    - White Bread (Toasted) - Tuna Or Chicken Breast - Lettuce - Mayo

    • captainjib
      +2

      Chocolate sauce would ruin that one I think

      • AinBaya
        +2

        Haha. If i was broke enough, i wouldn't complain.