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  • ttubravesrock
    +5

    I try to make it a point to not lie to other people.

    I do tend to lie to myself sometimes though. "I'm going to get home and do the dishes from yesterday and cook dinner, then do the dishes again so that I don't get behind again." Out of the three things in that sentence, I will cook dinner but the stack of dishes will get taller. Stuff like that.

    • Vera
      +7

      'Life is just a chair of bowlies'

      • ttubravesrock
        +5

        I'd never heard that until now. Thanks, it's almost perfect except for one thing. We have a strict 'no dirty dishes ON the furniture' policy. They at least get piled up next to the sink!