Not very. The killer must have fished the empty milk carton out of the recycling bin which sits out front. I doubt I would have much trouble with the police about that. Questions would most likely have to do with when the bin is emptied and when did I last wash out the milk cartons, squash them flat and put them in the bin. There are a few in there now if anyone wants to make use of them.
Screwed. The last thing I purchased was the winning power-ball lottery ticket for tonight 450+ million dollar jackpot. I already signed it sooo..... Plus they would impound it as evidence.
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution intends to demonstrate that the defendant purchased the can of diced tomatoes with clear malicious intent."
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Not very. The killer must have fished the empty milk carton out of the recycling bin which sits out front. I doubt I would have much trouble with the police about that. Questions would most likely have to do with when the bin is emptied and when did I last wash out the milk cartons, squash them flat and put them in the bin. There are a few in there now if anyone wants to make use of them.
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My new keyboard must have been used to beat someone to death after a heated Counter Strike multiplayer battle turned into a rage quit gone wrong.
I'm screwed. I bought Boss Nachos for lunch yesterday.
Screwed. The last thing I purchased was the winning power-ball lottery ticket for tonight 450+ million dollar jackpot. I already signed it sooo..... Plus they would impound it as evidence.
I shoved a big mac down someone's throat and they choked?
I bought a knife.. so yeah. I am 100% fucked
Depends. A butter knife and you may be OK.
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"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution intends to demonstrate that the defendant purchased the can of diced tomatoes with clear malicious intent."
Some pop tarts... I'm fairly safe, as no one would believe that a pop tart was used to bludgeon someone to death.