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What's the worst advice you've ever been given?

9 years ago by aj0690 with 17 comments

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  • xelim
    +9

    "Be yourself."

    Generally bad advice. Instead you should always "act interested, listen carefully, and fake approval". In the end no one wants to know what you really think. They only want to know what you can do for them.

    • Qukatt
      +5

      amen, we live in a world where people genuinely need the threat of hell to be decent and still cant manage it.

      If i were to be myself 24/7 there'd be a lot more carnage around :/

    • rosellem
      +4

      "Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. -- Mark Twain

      I used to carry that quote around in my wallet.

  • spaceghoti
    +6

    "Go ahead, start your own business! There's nothing to it, just hard work. Here's $5000 to get you started."

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  • Fuyu
    +6

    "You don't want antidepressants it will kill your creativity." My mother after telling her I wanted medicine because I was at the point I wanted to die.

    • amphetamine
      +5

      "Hey mom, sign this contract. It allows me to sue you if your professional medical advice ends up putting me in harms way."

  • ToixStory
    +5

    "If you don't get a STEM degree, it's worthless." Wasted a good chunk of my life and money trying desperately to get a degree in something I'm just not skilled in or enjoy, only to finally pursue my own goals in a field that, while not STEM, at least has good prospects for jobs and is unlikely to get automated.

  • jenjen1352
    +3

    "Hang fire, you're bound to get a better offer."

    The housing bubble burst and I didn't. It just went downhill.

    Better advice would have been "Do not trust your estate agent".

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  • marenmor
    +2

    Go study economics. My days are now numbered.

  • spectregris
    +2

    "Hey dude do the cyanogen mod, it'll totes make phone like sick brah!" One bricked phone later...