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  • Traveler
    +10

    The obsession so many people seem to have with High-Fives. Nothing wrong with High-Fives when it's actual euphoria, actual celebration, in fact very appropriate, but honestly at times it's gotten completely ridiculous. For example I was buying a pair of shoes today at Roadrunner Sports - when the guy finished measuring my feet with his fancy electronic gizmo he wanted to High-Five! Nuts! Completely OTT.

    • Boudicca
      +6

      That made me laugh. Did you participate or did you leave him in an awkward hand hovering hellhole?

      • Traveler
        +6

        He was a nice enough kid, but I still felt obliged to dispatch him to that hand-hovering-hellhole of which you speak :)

        • Boudicca
          +5

          Sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind. Life lesson learned :)

    • Zeus
      +5

      Guy spends all day handling feet, wants to high five?

      Sounds like the Footlocker Typhoid Mary.