Shopping websites in general. My old roommate bought a plane ticket to Brazil for the World Cup.... a day before the Final and he didn't have a passport.
One morning I woke up to a GoDaddy receipt for getinthebackofthevan.net. I apparently made a website and everything, though credit for the video goes to the amazing Swede Mason. I've bought other domains, but that's the only one I kept up with.
I've also woken up up find my main computer with all sorts of important things on it wiped and running BeOS, NetBSD, even TempleOS once (though that one was full screened in VirtualBox). This was back in the day when I used to throw parties. Fun times, kinda. I don't drink anymore. Life is better without allathat.
Drunken hookups... I've had many and they only lead to disgust, awkwardness, and emotional pain. I don't think I have ever left a drunken hookup saying to myself, "Wow, I would totally do that 100% again."
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Stay off of Amazon while you are drunk.
Shopping websites in general. My old roommate bought a plane ticket to Brazil for the World Cup.... a day before the Final and he didn't have a passport.
Stay off Facebook for me.
Drive.
Text
Especially not your ex.
Or your parents
Moshing. It's the easiest way for me to get knocked on my ass and lose my glasses.
Also, buying domains and installing weird operating systems on important things.
Okay, that last part has to have an amazing story to it :D
One morning I woke up to a GoDaddy receipt for getinthebackofthevan.net. I apparently made a website and everything, though credit for the video goes to the amazing Swede Mason. I've bought other domains, but that's the only one I kept up with.
I've also woken up up find my main computer with all sorts of important things on it wiped and running BeOS, NetBSD, even TempleOS once (though that one was full screened in VirtualBox). This was back in the day when I used to throw parties. Fun times, kinda. I don't drink anymore. Life is better without allathat.
Swap partners for the first time. You should definitely do that while you're thinking straight if you even want to then.
Experience?
Drink more
Drunken hookups... I've had many and they only lead to disgust, awkwardness, and emotional pain. I don't think I have ever left a drunken hookup saying to myself, "Wow, I would totally do that 100% again."
"Drive or operate heavy machinery. Also, do not drink if you are expecting or think you may be. Stay in school kids, and do lots of drugs"
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Be actively on your phone if you have your ex's contact information. It's a dangerous game that you will lose.
Homework.
Try to cut things with any sort of sharp edge.
I was going to say "shave your balls" but that's the generic version of it. :)
Call your ex.
Cut your own hair. I mean, you shouldn't do that sober, but you REALLY shouldn't do that drunk.
Build a fence