Got food poisoning twice so far. One from some questionable ranch dressing at a pizza place and another time from causes unknown. It's amazing the reactions that the human body goes through whenever it's trying to get rid of something that it deems as poison. I was rapidly, horribly ill for a couple days each time.

I think it took more time recovering from the actual bodily reactions to the bad food than the actual bad food would have caused in the first place. I was sore in all sorts of places for a few days.