• NotWearingPants
    +8

    "Sorry about the head/neck trauma. Let me shake you like a rag doll and see if that helps."

    • Appaloosa
      +7

      In China, you never leave anyone injured if you hit them. He's trying to kill him so he doesn't get the medical bill and lifetime disability payments.

      • NotWearingPants
        +4

        I was going with stupid, but malicious works. Great combination, that.