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Published 4 years ago with 7 Comments

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  • Ponyohamslayer (edited 4 years ago)
    +6

    I love how the recorder asks how old the lawn mover is before anything else.

    • rosellem
      +4

      Haggerty: Ok, the answer to that would be no. First of all – well, I should back up a bit and say how old is your lawnmower?

      I guess you have to start somewhere.

    • septimine
      +3

      Well, you have to make sure that the.awnmower is old enough to consent to marriage. Although, I think sapience is or at least should be a requirement for marriage.

  • Fuyu
    +6

    Looks like with those bullet points mean you can't marry animals either. In case anyone still wanted to believe that's what gay marriage would lead to next.

  • DokterDuke
    +4

    I hate my lawn mower. On the other hand, I have this ice cream maker that does nothing but give me sweet treats. Mmmmmm baby... so cold she's HOT.

  • Civil
    +3

    Well, it is a pretty good looking lawnmower.

  • sarcasimo
    +2

    I can only hope that other members of Congress decide to be as rational as Congressman King is here.

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