• AdelleChattre
    +6

    I wonder what it'd be like if some future generation of Americans were to get a wild hair up their ass and give the airline trust an almighty bust up. Like AT&T, but for keepsies.

    • NotWearingPants
      +5

      Future generations of Americans will be too fat to fit through the door of the airplane.

      • NinjaKlaus
        +5

        It's their all new fuel-saving method, fat people can't ride, the plane is lighter and uses less fuel!